East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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