that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
