I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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