When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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