if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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