North Korea, Best Korea!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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