We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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