Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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