worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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