Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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