Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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