Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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