he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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