So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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