You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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