You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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