I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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