butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He kissed a someone with a penis
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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