The beer is more important than you right now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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