David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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