First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
A bitchslap is in order.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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