living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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