K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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