we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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