sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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