uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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