I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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