I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
third nipple confirmed
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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