WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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