I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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