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does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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