I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
They are going to name an STD after you.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize