fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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