fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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