Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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