the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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