honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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