i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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