There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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