covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think I just sharted jello shots
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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