fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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