is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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