So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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