At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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