yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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