sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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