he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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