Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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