i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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