So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
