Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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