Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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