I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You don't make any sense
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