You can't motorboat a personality
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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