Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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