i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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