Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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