Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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